I have been a Primary (Children's church) teacher many a time, I have also worked daycare many a year, worked in residential treatment, worked with youth groups, etc-I know kids. The "best" part of working with small children is their complete honesty. I have learned many fun facts about parents that I never needed to know. Fun facts that their parents would die if they knew I knew. You catch my drift? So when my oldest became old enough to be in Primary and go to Preschool-I was nervous. I was nervous about the obvious, but then a little more nervous about the unobvious. I wondered what "fun facts" that others would learn when totally taken out of context and coming out of the mouth of my four year old. You want an example? Sure! I was subbing for the music leader in Primary for a few weeks because she had a baby-I stood in the back while they did their opening prayer, activities etc. During sharing time, the person up there asked the kids if they knew what a "trap" was. Abram eagerly raised his hand and gave her details of how to make a "bear trap". The instructions and details seemed to go on for a while. Some of the teachers looked at me, to which I replied, "What? Didn't you know, us Raisors know how to trap us some bears?"
Then, Abram wrote a book.
Unfortunately, I do not have photoshop-so I can't write on the picture to point out specifics-so pay close attention...
Me: "Tell me about this page, and why is your name backwards?"
Abram: "That's me, and I turned into a squid, right by my favorite shape-a circle! And I just wanted to write it backwards."
Me: "Tell me about this page."
Abram: "This is my family tree, there's me, Reese, you, Daddy, and Obi."
Me: "Why is Obi on the ground?"
Abram: "My teacher said dogs aren't aloud in the tree."
Abram: "Look! Those are my hands! They are my favorite color! Aqua-marine!"
What? Your 4 year old doesn't pay attention to the crayon names in the 64 box?
Me: "Did you cut that out yourself?"
Abram: "Yep!"
Me: "Awesome"
Just as a side note, I covered our address-well, because I don't know who all visits my blog. This is a nice picture, because the funny thing is-our condo is khaki brown, with a blue door, and one window upstairs. Brilliant, if I do say so myself.
No, I wasn't bitter at all about why he thinks he is special....
This is my favorite page. I laughed and laughed over this. If you didn't know us, and you saw this page where my son said "For fun my family likes to wrestle." And one of our family rules is "no biting", would you or would you not picture a family in the ring, standing on top of the ropes coming down with some WWF pose with vampire teeth shown?? Like, there is no biting in the ring? Just saying.
His teachers do not know us.
Honestly, what it looks like from his answers-he had his Daddy on his mind. Kris wrestles with the boys, and sometimes Reese bites. Although the theme we are going for is "No hitting" at the moment. "No biting" is always a positive.
I am thinking about ordering a wrestling shirt and wearing it when I volunteer for the class party.




